Sunday, August 7, 2011

E-Trade Baby Loses Everything!

How many traders felt this way recently. LOL


Saturday, August 6, 2011

That's What She Said....

Is it just me, or does anyone else think there is some underlying angst here? Sounds like a little lovers angst going on...


Sunday, July 31, 2011

Guys Break Duck!

I'm thinking you are probably not supposed to crank it that hard...


Tuesday, July 26, 2011

I don't care who you are or how old you are, you have to admit that Ozzy is just awesome!


Shopping

When you are this awesome, you can bust a move anywhere!


Sunday, July 24, 2011

English Problems

I don't see any problems with this...this is how people speak on facebook daily....



Armed Monkey Fail

Dude, hasn't anyone ever told you not to hand a loaded AK-47 to a monkey? Those monkey's are bad-ass shots!


Friday, July 15, 2011

Friday, July 1, 2011

Friday, June 10, 2011

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

The Absolute Coolest New Gadget!

Okay, I absolutely want one of these! It's a remote control drone that you control with your iPad or iPod (other platforms coming soon)!

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

New Congressional Limousines

Apparently the newest fleet of Congressional limousines were delivered today in a small ceremony at the US Capital. Representative Anthony Wiener of the House transportation committee posted on his Twitter account, "Anyone want to ride on my  new toy?"


Saturday, June 4, 2011

YouTube - Katy Perry Firework - A Capella Cover - Mike Tompkins - Beatbox

Incredible! Sad thing for me, this guy has more talent in his little toe than I will ever have...

Amazing Comedy Duo

Very funny, but why is it always funnier when they are speaking Japanese?

YouTube - Gamarjobat - Amazing Comedy Duo: "

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

People of Walmart - Music Video

If you haven't had enough by actually visiting the store or the site, now there's the video!


Sunday, May 22, 2011

Friday, May 20, 2011

WTF? Commercial...

There is something with the entertainment habits of the Japanese people I just don't get.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Office War!

This is why Corporate America is losing out to other countries....on the other hand, it so much damn fun!


EMBED-The Great Office War - Watch more free videos

Disco Elevator

AWW COME ON!!! Let's party lady...get in the elevator!


Sunday, May 8, 2011

Funniest Japanese Girls Prank Video

Time to get your head checked! Great prank!

Happy Mothers Day!

I PITY THE FOOL THAT WOULD WEAR THEM SHORTS!!!!

Does Anyone Else See Anything Wrong With This?

So I'm trying to get fit...working out, eating right, and I'm on one of the top fitness websites this morning looking up different fitness routines; When I see the cruelest joke on the planet for someone who's been eating spinach salads and tofu burgers.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Paranoid Prank

Wanna make people in Walmart really paranoid!


Steven Colbert Sings Rebecca Black's Friday

Okay, that has to be pretty embarrassing when Steven Colbert sings your song better than you do....


TV Expert Of The Week

Brilliant!! Simply Brilliant!!


TV Expert (we use that term loosely)

Ya think Einstein?


Something About Half Naked Hottie Sprawling On A Brand New Car!

Rebecca Black Lip Reading (Must See)

Yep, that's it. This makes Rebecca Black MUCH more tolerable!


Thumbtack Russian Roullette

I couldn't quit watching...it's like watching a slow motion train wreck. Try to look away...go ahead, try!


Woman Transforms Into Michael Jackson!

OMG!!! Hide McCauley Caulkin!! He's Still ALIVE!!


Angry Birds! The Movie

You knew it was only a matter of time....this will be great to watch if I can pull  myself away from that damn game to do anything at all!


What? What is that you are saying foreign man?

Kobe Bryant scores three points and I believe this announcer wets himself.


Inappropriate Children's Books

Me Too!!


Inappropriate Children's Books

I've got to know...why is she moaning? Is she sick...did someone hit her...or?

Alpaca World Readers Unanimously Agree - Qaddafi Would Kick Obama's Ass!

In a poll of all five Alpaca World readers all five said that they believed that Moamar Qaddafi would win in a fight between him and President Obama.

Four of the five said they would pay upwards of ten dollars for the pay per view cage fight event.

Something New On The Menu?

Okay, really I think I'm just going to keep driving to the next Burger King....Thanks though...

funny food photos - Daily Sandwich: McDonald's is Changing Tactics
see more My Food Looks Funny

I believe that's the daily double Alex!

political pictures - china - human rights - Try for the Daily Double
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Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Porn: Sharing is Caring

demotivational posters - PR0N
see more Very Demotivational

Dog Leash

I have a feeling that the 911 dispatchers are about to get real busy...


This x That
see more The Daily What

Bishops Agrees To Sex Abuse Rules

I'm sure they do....


Late Links
see more The Daily What

Million Slut March

I say we all should band together and support sluts rights to dress as they wish. The sluttier the better I say!


Twin Men Having A Conversation

Unless you've been hiding under a rock, or on a two week bender, you've seen the twin babies having a conversation all over the internet. Now see Twin Men Having A Conversation!


I'm Cool Like That

Yep, this is how every day goes for me, 'cause I'm cool like that. Yeah, no not really...


funny graphs - I Got 99 Problems
see more Funny Graphs

Drink Ninja

Here we see the Drink Ninja at his finest. Practice young grasshopper and one day you will rise to the level of Master!



tip-thief-of-drinks
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Reporter Photobombed

Man you need to stop drinking now...this is definitely not helping you take any girls home.

Dude, this is why you are not the one with the date!

photobomb that guy - I'm Pretty Sure This Is Why You Don't Have a Date
see more This is Photobomb

PhilosoRaptor - Ignorance

memes - Philosoraptor: If Ignorance Is Bliss
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Fire Pants - Fail!

What is it about the young mail ego that makes him think that he would like to light crap on fire? Especially himself....where have we gone wrong in society that we haven't given them the chance to learn that they shouldn't set their stupid ass on fire? ....In any case, enjoy this craptard lighting his legs on fire.



Things are tough ALL over!

These poor people; I don't know how they are surviving!


Monday, April 4, 2011

WTF? She wants to sell WHAT?

Okay, really this is why hippies NEVER, EVER, EVER, make good entrepreneurs! (did I mention, never, ever?) 
Actually, Screw it. I'm in, this is better than any idea I've ever come up with. Where do I send the check?

Google Fail

That's it, there's no hope for the human race!

Funny Google Search

Google Fail

*facepalm*
Funny Google Search

March 2011 Fail Compilation

OUCH!...wait, maybe it's...no, it's OUCH!


Motorcycle Tries To Win By Itself

Silly motorcycle...doesn't it know it needs a rider?


The Waldo Ultimatum

This Summer In A Theater Near You!


Bruno Mars Grenade (Parody)

"I'd pull my heart out through  my @#$ for you!"


I'm Not Afraid (Eminem Parody)

Very funny Eminem Parody.


Can I Borrow Your !@#$ing Pen?

Absolutely the funniest beer commercial ever! If you don't think so...@#%# you!


Harvard Sucks!

Wait! Don't get mad at me...they said it themselves!

Even Stepvhen Medical Marijuana

I went into the Doctor and said that I needed a prescription for medical marijuana. He asked me why I needed it and I said it was for stress. 
"What are you stressed about," he asked?
"I'm stressed you won't give me the prescription!"

Dads

Funny motivational poster
You just have to accept them as they are.

Preparedness

funny motivational poster
Because those Zombies aren't going to kill themselves!

SILENCE!

funny motivational poster
Because sometimes there are no words....

Gmail Motion

Excellent Google April Fools joke.


Why?

Really? Are there that many people searching this that Google would make it the top suggestion? Or any suggestion for that matter?
funny Google search

Pwned By Her Co-Host Into Licking An iPAD

News anchor owned on air by her co-host. Excellent prank!

Party On Little Buddy! Party On!

This little guy is almost ready for Dancing With The Stars...watch him get his party on!

Ever seen A Train Wreck? Me Neither Until I Saw This....

Okay, see how long you can watch this before your brain explodes! You might want to get a roll of duct tape and wrap it around your head before watching.....that way it will keep the pieces from splattering the furniture.

Don't be afraid...JUST DO IT!!

Sheen Winning! (Remix)

If there is any up side to Charlie Sheen losing his mind it's this song. Funny remix of Sheen's interview on CBS.

Bluetooth @#$Hole...I would have let him die...

Mmmmm....gotta have some of that first thing in the morning!!

Rebecca Black Lip Sync at Hockey Game

Okay this almost makes listening to Rebecca Black bearable.....almost....

Screw Detention...Don't Mess Around In My Class!

Don't mess around in this teacher's class! You know if more teachers took this approach, maybe we wouldn't have all the issues we have...

A lecole by diablo-dz

Sunday, April 3, 2011

If you've ever played Mario Cart, this is funny as hell. If not, well it just doesn't make sense.

This is why we need mandatory drug testing!!

Man in Diaper Steal Dorritos

Just a normal night in NYC. What I'm wondering is....how in the hell do you explain that one to the 911 dispatcher?

Soldier Caught Peeing on Infrared Camera

Is NOTHING sacred anymore? I have to wonder though why he was peeing and walking.....and if he knew they were watching why didn't he write his name


How not to push a car!

Some things can never be unseen....*facepalm*



Eddie Izzard - Death Start Cantina - Hilarious! (NSFW)

This guys is hilarious! Very funny, but what's up with the transvestite look?



iPhone - there's an app for that. (iPhone girlfriend stalking parody)

I wonder if there's an app for burying the body?

iPhone Commercial for Ex-Boyfriends - Watch more Funny Videos

High Five Etiquette

From the mastermind of Tripp & Tyler. Funny...

What Do Rocks Eat?

funny wikianswers question where the user asks what rocks eat

The fact that someone would even ask this question leaves me with little hope for the future of the human race...

Sing Talk (Ke$ha Parody)



College Humors take on Ke$sha's Tik Tok....okay, I like their version much better!

CIA's "Facebook" Program Dramatically Reduces Costs

CIA's 'Facebook' Program Dramatically Cut Agency's Costs

Oh Please! Don't Let Me Get The Dreaded PIAMFOA!!

humorous yahoo answers question where the parent is trying to find our if their kid is gay

Tidying up...I'm wearing jeans

funny yahoo answers question asking how to tidy up down there when wearing a bikini.

I'm wearing a bikini. I'm a guy....

A hilarious question asked on yahoo answers by a guy about wearing a bikini at the pool.
I have to agree completely with the best answer there....

Talking Babies: Remix

I think I screwed up!

Funny photo of Kim Jung Il questioning his decision to choose his son as his successor.

This Is Definitely Not How I Remember Supergirl!

Free SEXY Supergirl Wallpaper

Inception - The Animal Edition

Fun On An Airplane! (Try this!)

Okay, so you are sitting on a really boring flight from Los Angeles to New York. The movie is some tear jerker that you are not particularly fond of seeing, and there is some smelly, fat lady next to you that won't shut up. What to do, what to do?

I've got it!


  1. Connect to the Internet via the online Wi-Fi.
  2. Begin mumbling under your breath.
  3. Yell out "Allahu Akbar"
  4. Click this link: For The Plane
  5. Get ready for loads of hilarious fun!

You too can own your own home atomic energy lab!

you too can own your very own home atomic energy lab - funny.

With all of this news about nuclear facilities around the world, I'll bet you are wishing there was a way for you too to have your own reactor at home. Well wait no longer! You can now be the envy of everyone on your street with your very own backyard nuclear fusion reactor!

Imagine the look on your neighbors face when they see you "glowing up the night" with some high tech plutonium fission going on!

funny photoshop of a nuclear power plant in someones back yard.

Don't wait! Get your Home Atomic Energy Lab Today!!
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More Telemarketer Fun - "Your Mother"

Telemarketing Prank - Oldie, but a goodie!

YouTube - Telemarketing Prank: ""

More Stupid Criminals

Never seen a naked man run into a window? Well then, you won't want to miss this....

"I just paid $200 for that thing!" - This kid needs an ass whoopin'

Missing Husband

A woman awakens in the middle of the night to find her husband is not in bed beside her. Concerned she begins looking through the house for him, when she hears a whimper coming from the basement. Quickly she rushes downstairs to find her husband huddled in the fetal position in the corner.

"What's wrong, why are you down here whimpering," she asks, beginning to panic.

"You remember 18 years ago when you father put that gun to my head and said I could either marry you or go to jail," he asks sobbingly.

"Yes I remember our wedding day, but what's wrong?"

"I would have been paroled today!"

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Worst Product EVER! (Language)

Classic Fails!

Oh Lord, let us pray he does not reproduce!


Drunk Breakdancer Knocks Himself Out - Watch more Funny Videos

That's fricken AWESOME!


Amazing Blob Jump Launch - Watch more Funny Videos

A PERFECT Catch for any single females!

YouTube - Perfect Date Dating Video: ""

Most Awesome Couple Pranks

YouTube - Most Awesome - Couple Pranks: ""

The gene pool needs chlorine!

YouTube - Try not to laugh: ""

Shoot for the moon!!

Invisible Rope Trick....Owned!

The Problem With Jeggings

Elmo Orders Taco Bell

Stupid Criminals..."and he too enjoyed a brick sandwich"