Missing Husband

A woman awakens in the middle of the night to find her husband is not in bed beside her. Concerned she begins looking through the house for him, when she hears a whimper coming from the basement. Quickly she rushes downstairs to find her husband huddled in the fetal position in the corner.

"What's wrong, why are you down here whimpering," she asks, beginning to panic.

"You remember 18 years ago when you father put that gun to my head and said I could either marry you or go to jail," he asks sobbingly.

"Yes I remember our wedding day, but what's wrong?"

"I would have been paroled today!"